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Boyfriend ko aaya krodh.Usne di apni girlfriend ch*od.Wo bhi bina lagaye nirodh.Girlfrend kar na saki iska virodh.Aur Boli mujhe AIDS tha mad*archo*d
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How to recharge sex card ? scratch panty press nip*ple enter l*und and hear sound aah..your card recharged sucessfuLly balance 1child validity-9 months
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Drink karo to ankhe lal , mehandi lagao to hath lal, kiss karo to lips lal, ch*ut maro to l*and lal, pakade gaye to g* lal or bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.
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A risky Questions:-
Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho..
Aur.,
Dusri taraf.,Mera khada ho.,to batao.,
tum kis ki taraf jaoge?
Ab hanso mat bolo,jaan pyari ya ga*and?
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Madam-chintu jb main pdhati hu to tm sar pr thook q lagate ho?
Chintu -madam vo meri mom raat ko papa se kehti hai ki agar ander nhi ghus raha to thook laga lo.
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Jabse Uski
Maari Hai.
Wah Wah
Pehle Sun To Le Bho*sdi ke
Jabse Uski
Mari Hai
Khoon Ka
Silsila Jari Hai
Tu
Chup Chap SMS Padh le
Aaj Raat Ko Teri Hi Bari Hai..
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Father &son went 2 medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- wats dis
Father- its medicine 4 killing rats.
Son- Oh bhench*od!
Ch*ut me bhi chuhe!
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.Wife husband ka L*und pakar k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband,es ko ch*oot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.
1 balatkari narak jata hai.
Yamraj-Ise oil me fry karo.
Aftr 4 hrs Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?
Doot-Chulha jalane k liye b jhuko to Ye Ga*nd marna shuru kr deta hai.
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Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.
Pati bola us har*amja*ade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?
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Gandhigiri Ki misal
ladki ka rappe hua
rappe k baad
Ladki ne karwat badli ar vinamrata se kaha-LO JI AGR AB KHADA HO TO PICHE ki B MAAR Lo…..
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Lady-Dr fu*di me makhi ghus gai!
Dr-main honey lagake pe*nis dalta hu nikal jayegi. Dr starts enjoying. Lady-wat r u doing?
Dr-plan changed, Andar hi mardunga..
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A Dost tera nam kya rakhu
KHWAB rakha to tut jayega
DIL rakha to dard ban jayga
Chal tera naam LU*ND rakh deta hu
Sukh dukh me khada to ho jayega.
GO0D NIGHT..
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Samta Ku*tti se SEX Karne Laga Biwi ne Dekh liya..
Biwi-Kuchh to sharm Karo.
Santa-Sharm kis baat ki,
AB…. Tere chakar me purane sambandh to nhi tod sakta.!.
Mudat K Bad Dekha Badli Hui Thi Wo
N jane Kya Hadsa Hua Sehmi Hui
Thi Wo
Muje Dekh K Usne Chehra To Chupaya
Magr Uski Chaal Bata Rhi Thi Ch*udi Hui Thi wo…
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Girl-meri bra ka kya size hai?
Boy-32
g-kaise?
b-kal to kholi thi
g-magar meri bra pe koi numbr nahi
b-to kya?
Civil engineer hu,plot dekhke area bata sakta hu.
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Bachchon k doubt:
Babli – Tchr Tchr! Bus Male hai ya Female?
(Tchr Start thinking on a cute question the another kid replied)
Bunty-Tchr, Tchr It’s Female.
Babli-Why
Bunty-Kyoki Sb Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.!
Tchr got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tense…
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty’s final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan ke Chadte Hain …
Similarity btwn BRA and BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r DRINKING zones
3.Both hv restrictd time of opening & closing
4.But when opened Both make MEN crazy !!! B-)
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Sardar looks at the name plate of air hostess above her left breast… KOMAL !
With lots of confusion He asked……
“Doosra Waala SAKHT hai kya”..
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Collage Grl at Fees Counter:
Bhaiya Meri le lo
Man: 2 min ruko Aram se le lunga
Grl: Are Jaldi le lo Fir nhi de paungi Mera Period Shuru hone wala hai!!:) GN
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Cricketer describing a nude girl-There is no cover, there is no extra cover,there 2 silly points,2 fine legs and a deep gully,with little grass on the pitch.
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3 man talking 4 AIDS..
1.Mein to condom k bina karta nahi.
2.Mein to ungli may bhi pehenta hoon.
3.Mein to risk hi nahi leta padosi se hi karvata hoon
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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nahi hoti
2-3 peg k bina yaha raat nahi hoti
Ye Delhi hai meri Jaan
Ishq, daru, cigaret, Bench*od Or Madarch*od k bina bat nahi hoti.
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Teen Haqiqatien..
1) School ki ghanti
2) gareeb ka darwaja
3) aur ladki ki fudi
Jab bhi bajaoge andar se bache he nikalange.
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Pyaar humne b kiya tha,
Dil humne b diya tha…
Jab girlfriend ko L*UND Pakdaya.,
Woh Boli-
“Aur Koi Gift Do,
Pehle Wale Ne B Yahi Diya Tha..”
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Girls Aur Boys Ki Wo Kaun Si Jagah Hai Jaha Haddi Nahi Hoti..
‘HONTH’
Kamino Kabhi lu*nd Aur ch*ut Se Bahar Bhi Nikal Aaya Karo.!